As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
of persons who annoy me and might well be underground,
and who never would be missed, they never would be missed.
There's the motorists who spend too much time on their wireless phones,
and persons who smell as if they take baths in their colognes,
The presidential candidate who still insists he won,
the adventurous intern who has too much "social" fun,
and lying politicians who on innocence insist!
They'd none of them be missed! They'd none of them be missed!
There's the boy bands who can't sing or dance but make you think they can,
--they shake their hips and wrists -- I've got them on the list.
And Britney Spears who trys to seduce every living man.
she never would be missed! she never would be missed!
And the idiotic emailers who say make money fast!*
just send a buck to each of us and add your name on last.
I've made a lot of money now and you can join the fun!
Ignore the dull statistics proving that it can't be done.
So what if it would take more folks than currently exist?
I don't think they'll be missed! I'm sure they'll not be missed.
There's the pesky new stage manager who yells at all the cast!
(she always seems so pissed) I've got her on the list
And the orchestra musicians who've been playing too damn fast!
They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
And the actors all around me whose sense of pitch they cannot find!
such as what'd you call him, thing ma-bob, and likewise.....never mind!
The waitress who insists on writing bills in purple ink.
The pompous gameshow hostwho says "you are the weakest link!"
It really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
they'd none of em be missed, they'd none of em be missed!
*from the parody archive "A little Procmail list"
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